For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men actually know
very little about their penises. Here's the knowledge you need to keep
yours healthy, strong, and ready for action, for life.
*Fact #1:* Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood
vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all
that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the little guy.
*Fact #2:* Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the
foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square
meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with
human flesh.
*Fact #3:* An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile
dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case
of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even
if you're not.
*Fact #4: *The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23
seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd
make sure men have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
*Fact #5:* The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea
creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing
swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the
best porn name, ever.
*Fact #6: *Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on
the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with
tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can
pass until complete coverage is attained.
Fact #7: Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral
pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best
shot at some point.
*Fact #8:* There are two types of penises. One kind expands and
lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of
the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
*Fact #9:* An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent
of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
*Fact #10:* German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2
minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds.
*Fact #11:* Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the
better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman
flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State
University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the
"scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge.
*Fact #12:* The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be
that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women
between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day.
*Fact #13:* Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish
researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy
sperm—and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best
sperm producers most often.
*Fact #14:* No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from
the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however,
takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
*Fact #15:* The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous
masturbation. Some risks are just not worth taking.
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